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largebeard:

*has a kid just so there’s someone to laugh at my jokes*

pizzafart:

u got it

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largebeard:

my stepdad watches old westerns every day for like as long as I can remember

how has he seriously not seen every western yet?

coolestdad:

I want to be woken up to this video every morning

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largebeard:

my stepdad watches old westerns every day for like as long as I can remember

how has he seriously not seen every western yet?

largebeard:

*complains about bugs but doesn’t turn off the phone screen that is attracting them*

largebeard:

look at this awesome shirt my girlfriend made me

sexy as heck

largebeard:

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU

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largebeard:

why should you believe in xbox one? for the same reason that you should believe $499 dollars is no more than 499 pennies

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largebeard:

once you become conscious of bugs there is literally no going back 

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thearmsoftheoceaan:

if my kids ever laugh at a meme I’m putting them up for adoption

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largebeard:

this really is home

largebeard:

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU